February 24th, 2012
absolutely neverusingthe unused napkinsthat someone else lefton the table 
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absolutely never
using
the unused napkins
that someone else left
on the table 

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February 23rd, 2012
taking too many napkinsthen leaving the unused oneson the tablefor someone else 

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taking too many napkins
then leaving the unused ones
on the table
for someone else 

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February 6th, 2012
eventuallywe’re all going to diet

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eventually
we’re all going to
diet

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December 14th, 2011
turning awaywhen they’re having troubletrying to fold upthe over stuffed burrito that you ordered.

turning away
when they’re having trouble
trying to fold up
the over stuffed burrito
that you ordered.

December 12th, 2011
there are only two waysto eat popcorn: 1. normally 2. like you’ve never seen food before.

there are only two ways
to eat popcorn: 
1. normally 
2. like you’ve never
seen food before.