March 9th, 2012
giving someone a cough dropwhen they’re coughingis a polite wayof saying“stop it.” 

giving someone
a cough drop
when they’re coughing
is a polite way
of saying
“stop it.” 

December 15th, 2011
every drinkshould be garnishedwith a cheeseburger

every drink
should be
garnished
with a cheeseburger

September 23rd, 2011
it’s only annoyinghearing people laugh really loudlywhen you’re not inon the joke.

it’s only annoying
hearing people laugh really loudly
when you’re not in
on the joke.